knurl

Dear diary,

GOLDIE HAWN IS HARDER THAN TITS!   Huh?

This movie is sort of ridiculous. Squeaky voiced Goldie Hawn brings the party back to her long lost groupie sister, Susan Sarandon. Susan is now married, settled down and raising two snotty daughters. It's really blowing it.

 Helen Christensen makes a triumphant "do it true" speech at her high school graduation.  The crazy Australian piano guy is now a crazy struggling writer and wants to kill his already dead father.

Goldie Hawn grabs her boobies and almost bruises her hand, which in other words, second base is as supple as two elbows. Also, a really good story about how Susan had a tattoo of a lizard king which was a memento of doing the dirty deed with Jim Morrison in a temple in Mexico. Hawt!

The overall best thing? The commercials were for Preparation H and stuff.  No joke.  I had to chuckle, but as I was opening the door to go out, I inadvertently exclaimed "HEMORRHOIDS!" which kind of echoed in the apartment hallway.  How stupid.