knurl

Redding's all screwed up. Literally. In the City Hall offices, conference rooms, storage rooms and the stairwell.   How disrespectful is that?   I wonder if they would say stuff like "I need to see you in the conference room. We need to exchange some viewpoints. *giggle*"  And then the next day someone sits on something wet, and they're like "what's that?"  And the dude's all " oh,oh,oh what is that? I think it's just some tapioca pudding."  

They were probably trying to be all "Sex in the City".  Lady: "I'm wearing my new shoes that I bought at blahblahblah!"  Guy: "Oh those are so hot -- you look great, baby! You know what they would be great for?  Chick:: "Whaaaat?"  Guy: "They would be perfect for a walk down to the stairwell. Don't forget to call me Mr.Big this time blahblahblah." 

I swear to God, that's how it probably went down.

It's too bad because you know the majority of the people working there are being square, but it's just going to make them look like idiots, too. 

Two words: totally disrespectful high school idgit pukes.

I'm rolling on the floor in a fight to the death ...."lolCATS"

"L Andrew Lloyd Webber for President
O his newest broadway play is called “Humans”
L I liked it better than cats"

via Laughing Squid  or should that be lolSquid. Hahaha, I'll tell you what. Hohoho...brother.

Dear diary,

"At First Sight" is a good one. It was just great to listen to Mira Sorvino talk. Sweeeet. But then the story drew me into some thought-provoking issues about the blind attaining vision.  It was written by Oliver Sacks. Here's an interesting article from Wired about some of his research.

It's a good picture show.

Dear diary,

GOLDIE HAWN IS HARDER THAN TITS!   Huh?

This movie is sort of ridiculous. Squeaky voiced Goldie Hawn brings the party back to her long lost groupie sister, Susan Sarandon. Susan is now married, settled down and raising two snotty daughters. It's really blowing it.

 Helen Christensen makes a triumphant "do it true" speech at her high school graduation.  The crazy Australian piano guy is now a crazy struggling writer and wants to kill his already dead father.

Goldie Hawn grabs her boobies and almost bruises her hand, which in other words, second base is as supple as two elbows. Also, a really good story about how Susan had a tattoo of a lizard king which was a memento of doing the dirty deed with Jim Morrison in a temple in Mexico. Hawt!

The overall best thing? The commercials were for Preparation H and stuff.  No joke.  I had to chuckle, but as I was opening the door to go out, I inadvertently exclaimed "HEMORRHOIDS!" which kind of echoed in the apartment hallway.  How stupid.